is the tree the new Axe?
In January, thieves made off with the mascot’s
costume for the third time in less than two years, prompting
Band members to point across the Bay. “Well, obviously
the villains behind the crime have an abundance of time
on their hands, a hatred of children and all things
fun, and a heart three sizes too small. . . . We’re
guessing it was the Weenies,” junior Chris Holt
told the Stanford Daily.
Senior Isaac Salier-Hellendag, the man inside the Tree,
is building a new costume, which he promises will be
better than ever. “On a scale of 1 to 10, the
old costume was an 11. The new one will be a 13.”
