it seemed like a
slam dunk, convicting Goldilocks of burglary. After all,
she entered the three bears’ house without
permission. No one disputed that she ate baby bear’s
food. And the prosecutor making the closing argument was
none other than Law School Dean Kathleen Sullivan.
But maybe
Goldilocks did not enter the house with the intent
to eat the porridge. (Who would?) And maybe she meant
to stick around to meet the bears, but they frightened
her away.
Defense attorney (and law professor) Pamela Karlan,
clad
in tigers’ ears, sowed enough seeds of reasonable
doubt that a jury of six youngsters acquitted the children’s-book
heroine in a mock trial held as part of Take Our Daughters
and Sons to Work Day. The trial was the most popular
of the 23 workshops offered across campus on April
24.
Sullivan didn’t think the verdict was just right.
She suggested that Karlan had made “bearist” statements,
emphasizing the homeowners’ guttural growls and scary
snouts. “I played the species card,” Karlan
confessed. “I’ll
get you next time,” Sullivan promised.
Perhaps she
should consider charging Goldilocks with petty theft
porridge. |